Whoa, really? All I showed up with was a tube of lipstick and some candy. [ And a whip, but, she'll omit that part for obvious reasons. ]

Neither of those lasted very long.

Um… I guess you could say my job is kind of like my hobby? Or I used to do it as a hobby, and now it's my job? [ She's confusing herself, too, don't worry. ] I'm a model. Or I guess I was— I haven't really found any work here just yet.

[ Because she isn't willing to go nude, thank you very much! ]